just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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