it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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