I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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