Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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