Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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