so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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