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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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