fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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