Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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