but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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