from now on my penis is your penis
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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