I am in a vortex of obligation.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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