why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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