Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I look better un-naked...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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