And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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