the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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