Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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