Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this just has baby written all over it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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