i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
