is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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