No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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