if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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