So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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