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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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third nipple confirmed
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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