I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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