How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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