You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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