Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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