Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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