I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I understand Curling. That high.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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