I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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