just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have demons in me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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