Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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