I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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