It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What drink are we having for lunch?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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