Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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