Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
