I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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