ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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