I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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