how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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