woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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