So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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