Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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