He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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