Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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