I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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