Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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