The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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