there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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