Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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