and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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