Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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