you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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