i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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