We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
this just has baby written all over it
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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