piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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