Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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